To live in love & die.

need-a-doctor-bby asked: I want to smoke my first bowl with you and then I want to take cool ass pictures with you and make people wish they were as cool as us cuz they're not.

I’ll be in Vegas real soon! :)

1 week ago

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

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dragonholiday:

[metal voice] OPEN UP THE FUCKING PIT *sprays deodrant*

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is-anyone-up:

I have a Facebook http://Facebook.com/iamhuntermoore

already friends :-)

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vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address

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kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

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1 week ago

Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*

Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

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